Rejecting your reality...

Moving on to the brighter side of life *hears a couple whistling*, Happy Winter-based Holidays to all of you! :D Yeah, "Winter-based Holidays". XD So, go easy on spiking that eggnog, don't tamper the turkey/duck/ham/what-have-you-protein-based-centerpiece, try to keep the fingers out of the dessert until it's time, and...

PLEASE, do NOT drink AND drive. Or even drive after having several drinks. If you gotta get home, get a designated driver, m'kay? It'll be better for EVERYONE. *hic*